My Imputant Rage

Okay Im here. And im going to start with a bang...

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- Okay you know what makes me mad? Celebrities and their needs to keep up with fans. Yah its nice, but not really necessary. Do you see Plumbers calling up and twittering to keep their customers updated? Nope. Didnt think so. They just smile and do their job. So why don't celebrities do that? Smile and do their job! And why aren't there child labor laws against children working in hollywood? The hours must be nuts! If it's up to the parents, then how come 10 year olds aren't working in clothing stores or places like that! Hollywood is so messed up! Their just people, people! Quit worshiping them!

- Youtube. I actually love Youtube and am a big fan but I wonder how people get famous on there. Do they have to advertise? Or does word of mouth just do the job. These days, Youtube has given us hope that any joe shmoe can become famous. Well isnt ANY celebrity just a famous joe shmoe..? So basically youtube is just a glorified marketing agent. Minus the hundreds in costs. Do these people have lives though? I mean like...before they became huge youtube stars. WHAT THE HECK DID MICHEAL BUCKLEY DO BEFORE YOUTUBE? I cant wait for some random homeless guy to become famous making videos out of his little cardboard box. He'll be all like "yah i COULD have bought myself some warm clothes but instead I bought myself this kick-ass camera..." and he'll become famous! and go on oprah. I seriously had to just look up how to spell Oprah...that IS how you spell it right?

- Twitter. God should bring a hell of a virus and wipe out twitter. Its like...someone was using facebook and was like "Hey! These statuses are cool! But they keep getting cut off when I have them sent to my phone...*ding* IDEA! lets create a site where its JUST facebook statuses and they have to fit on my phone!" pow. A star is born. I gotta cash in on this stupid "communication" fad. I think im going to create a site where people can only use ONE word to describe whats going on right now. And they can only post every 43 minutes. I smell a great idea!!!

- Family Guy. 'nuff said. Its funny, ill admit. But its so stupid! It cashes in on America's growing stupidity.

- Reality TV Shows. Alright people, let the arguments begin. Is reality tv REALLY "reality?". i dont know myself but its getting worse. Theres a REASON american has one of the biggest divorce rates. Its because people are going on REALITY TV and finding husbands! Single cruises are bad enough but come on people! Reality TV?! And they're ALWAYS gorgeous. They have some hot girl or hot guy sitting there looking for mr/ms. Right. How is it possible that such good looking people have a problem finding true love? Not possible. Lets have some seriously defected people seeking seriously defective people. If your'e that good looking and your still not with someone, then Reality TV aint gonna help ya. Sorry.

- Replacement Curse Words Suddenly Being A Problem. Since when do kids get in trouble for saying "heck" "frickin" "crud" "shiz" etc...Its like we go ahead and are like "FINE! we wont curse!" but people get so used to hearing these words that they begin to associate them with the REAl curse words. and suddenly those words are bad too! At this rate, we wont be able to speak for fear of screwing ourselves over and saying "bad words"

Im listening to Harry Potter on audiobook and wow...Harry has been through a craplot. Poor Harry...oh yah that reminds me.

- Harry Potter. Why the hell doesnt Harry have psychological problems? There is NO way that anyone could grow up in a broom covered, be malnourished, verbally abused and then go through 7 years of hell and be NORMAL. Who the hell cares if he has great friends. Try telling that to the next kid who tries to off himself. "but..but...you had great friends!" yah...no. Not quite a clincher for many. I wanna see Harry check himself into Rehab for drug abuse.

- M.I.A Paper Planes. The fact that a song like that could become famous is just a sign of how low we have sunk.

- The First Black President. HES HALF BLACK! HALF WHITE. He is the first Bi-Racial President. I guess that's too long to put on the posters...but still. I'm tired of black people running around being like "wooh! first black president!" NO. Bi-racial people (such as myself) should be running around saying "wooh! first bi-racial president! Hellz yah!" Someone recently replied to a youtube comment I made by writing "My brother is half black and calls himself just black" Are you serious? They're forcing him to choose sides now? What the hell?! No. NO NO NO. You are BOTH. Sorry Baracky....time to face the music.

Wooh. Okay. Done. Thanks for listening to my Imputant Rage...See ya!